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Creative London: Petit Miracles
London “Creatives” are everywhere you look, in the smallest shop in the biggest building. Everywhere you turn are amazing people following their passion and dreams! Our new “Creative London” features will be celebrating some amazing Londoners and their businesses. Our first stop is Petit Miracles. The Petit Miracles Hub, is…
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How to fake a witness statement
*** Remember this is not advice and only comedy *** In my previous role I faked heart attacks, enthusiasm and general contempt for my colleagues. How hard could a witness statement be? After all I knew the details as I’d committed the ghastly act. A lie mixed up in…
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How to withstand the cross examination
*** The content within this post is for comedy value only! Sorry to all those looking for a legal loophole*** “I can only give you five minutes today, I’ve some minor errands to run”, I told the little devil cross-examining me. The judge, jury and spectators had become accustomed,…
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Hate Manager Returns
*** Warning if this does not get you through the Bank Holiday blues then nothing will. Comedy at its best*** Apologies for my prolonged absence. Since I may or may not have murdered my Manager and framed the Customer Service Supervisor I’ve been a busy bee. I was promoted…
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New prototype products unveiled to fix the nation’s everyday emergencies
Direct Line announces potential products of the future, following a two-day Everyday Fix design makeathon From an alarm clock programmed to take over your phone at night; to a device that reminds you to lock your house; and the world’s smallest phone charger – Direct Line’s Everyday Fix…