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How to survive team building
A Customer Service Supervisor who can’t spell ‘customer’, a humourless Team Manager, pointless games and dull colleagues. Just some of the things I contend with during team building days. I antagonize my patronizing Managers who think they can motivate me with role play games, which they describe as “crucial”. “Addressing…
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How to pretend you like your Manager
My Manager revealed his car had been stolen. The thought of him waiting in the rain for a bus like the rest of us amused me. My smirk turned into a low chuckle. My laughter had revealed my true feelings, which I must keep hidden. I blamed my prescription…
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Bounce App: Changing the Minicab game forever
BOUNCE– A NEW MINICAB APP PUTTING CUSTOMERS IN CHARGE £10 CREDIT FOR ALL ON IN LONDON READERS! Bounce is a new minicab app which connects passengers directly to TfL licensed drivers, removing traditional minicab companies from the equation. You can book a Bounce in two taps, immediately summoning a minicab…
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How to close down the company you hate
I orchestrated an elaborate hoax to shut down the business for at least a day. I turned up early and a van marked “Toxic Waste Solutions” screeched past me. 3 men in nuclear boiler suits ran out, tipped luminous green paint on the floor and cordoned off the building. …
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How to pretend you believe your Manager’s lies
Managers are pathological liars. Most have been lying for so long they don’t even realise they’re lying. You mustn’t let them know you see through them… It’s just as well that I’m also a pathological liar. In my interview I lied about: 1. Planning to stay here for years. 2. …