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How to survive January in the job you hate?
**** Warning this post is hilarious and just for laughs. DO NOT TAKE AS FACTUAL ADVICE **** January is a month-long hangover from hell, and paracetamol won’t help. Xmas and New Year celebrations have decimated the overdraft you said you wouldn’t use. You need a new job or a pay-rise.…
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The Carpet
I had a dinner party at my father’s two bedroom flat last week as there is more room there than in my tiny studio. There was a fair amount of drinking and dancing and I woke up the next day to find red wine on the walls, chocolate on the…
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How to tolerate the colleagues you hate
“Good morning”, I cheerfully greet my colleagues. One mumbles a response, the rest don’t bother. Most of these tedious drones don’t speak and the ones that do shouldn’t. The office is shrouded in a crushing, prolonged silence broken only by moans, rants and tuts from the Customer Service Supervisor.…
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How to antagonize the customer you’ve already antagonized
My job involves bothering people busy at work and trying to sell to them. I get hung up on a lot, and who can blame them? I don’t care about my job and I’m disrupting them from the job they do care about. I anger over 20 customers a…
