• Business

    How to close down the company you hate

    I orchestrated an elaborate hoax to shut down the business for at least a day. I turned up early and a van marked “Toxic Waste Solutions” screeched past me. 3 men in nuclear boiler suits ran out, tipped luminous green paint on the floor and cordoned off the building.  …

  • Business

    How to survive January in the job you hate?

    **** Warning this post is hilarious and just for laughs. DO NOT TAKE AS FACTUAL ADVICE **** January is a month-long hangover from hell, and paracetamol won’t help. Xmas and New Year celebrations have decimated the overdraft you said you wouldn’t use. You need a new job or a pay-rise.…