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New prototype products unveiled to fix the nation’s everyday emergencies
Direct Line announces potential products of the future, following a two-day Everyday Fix design makeathon From an alarm clock programmed to take over your phone at night; to a device that reminds you to lock your house; and the world’s smallest phone charger – Direct Line’s Everyday Fix…
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How to maintain sanity in the job you hate
Already regretting retracting my resignation, I now hide in the toilet and shout into the sink for no particular reason. I leave the toilet to find the Manager outside staring at me. I consider telling him that the stifling silence in my office means I have to escape and…
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How to avoid conversations with Management
Conversations with Management are a mine field. You have to fake enthusiasm, excitement and interest. I prefer to avoid them entirely. As I see my Manager approach, I pick up my phone and dial a random number. When he asks me something I mouth “big new customer” and start…
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How to exploit the recruitment agency who’s exploiting you
*** This Post is Just for fun, it should not be taken as advice*** After applying for a job you will be contacted by some vacuous recruitment consultant who you have to befriend and be interviewed by. All so you can be interviewed by the actual company you applied for.…
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How to let HR know you are not to be trifled with
*** This Article is Just For Laughs and should not be taken as advice in any form *** As a restless, volatile creative with no interest in my day-job I tend to clash with HR. They have documented all of my disciplinary, grievance and dismissal hearings. They exist solely to…
