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How to improve your personal impact in a professional setting
Maya Angelou famously stated, “People may not remember exactly what you did or what you said, but they will always remember how you made them feel”. Impressions are made within seconds, and it is very difficult to change how others feel about you once an impression has been made. Your…
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How to look busy whilst doing nothing
** Our Monday comedy piece will get you over those Monday Blues… Remember this not advice, just purely entertainment*** I’ve taken to looking out of the window to try to ease my boredom. However, I only have a skip to look at, which intensifies my despair. I’ve started making lists,…
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How to bump up your holiday allowance
** First day back after the long weekend? Its time to laugh with our comedy blog *** The worse your job the less holiday days you will receive. The legal minimum for full time workers is 28, which after bank holidays is more like 20. If your pay is…
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How to Hide being sacked from previous jobs
*** Our Monday Comedy Blog – To make going to work a little more light hearted *** I have an impeccable dismissal record. Whilst only 18 I’d already been sacked from 4 jobs for my sick days, lateness, bad attitude and general incompetence. I expertly cover my tracks so current…
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How to hide that you’re applying for other jobs
*** This is not advice and is purely for entertainment purposes only *** Managers frown on you looking for other jobs, although they’re probably doing so themselves. Everyone wants a better job and after all you could get sacked tomorrow. If you’re angling for a pay-rise you should let…
