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    Temple Garden Party

    I just went to an English garden party in the temple gardens last night. It was mostly lawyers and their families. My mother had bought me a ticket and told me to change out of my ‘nasty black T-shirt and put a nice blue shirt on.’  Black is nasty, blue is…

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    10 things that will make your life easier

    I frequently hear men and women complain about dating and relationships. They complain about how everything constantly goes wrong and how he or she is just like all the others when often, the problem is they treat them just like all the others thus creating the very monster they fear.…

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    00 and his 7 The World of James Bond Bridewell Theatre

      The London Ballet Company’s bonkers 45 minute lunch time ballet was a highly welcome break from my otherwise desk-bound day in the office. The performance consisted of 13 short scenes, set to music, disappointingly not all of which (although named as such) was a Bond tune. I’d expected an…

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    How to use the London Underground

    The London tube is ancient and sometimes doesn’t make the world of sense, especially if you come from a city that does not have its own underground facilities. Living in London for most of my life, this is something which I took for granted until travelling back from a bloggers…

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    How to hide your incompetence from the Manager you hate

    If I ever meet a more incompetent worker than myself I will be truly impressed. I am notorious for my incompetence, which once saw me guess an answer to a customer’s question, interrupt his follow up questions by bellowing “GOODBYE!” and hanging up. If you have also been blessed with…