• Business

    How to look busy whilst doing nothing

    ** Our Monday comedy piece will get you over those Monday Blues… Remember this not advice, just purely entertainment*** I’ve taken to looking out of the window to try to ease my boredom. However, I only have a skip to look at, which intensifies my despair. I’ve started making lists,…

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    How to bump up your holiday allowance

    ** First day back after the long weekend? Its time to laugh with our comedy blog *** The worse your job the less holiday days you will receive. The legal minimum for full time workers is 28, which after bank holidays is more like 20.   If your pay is…

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    How to hide that you’re applying for other jobs

    *** This is not advice and is purely for entertainment purposes only *** Managers frown on you looking for other jobs, although they’re probably doing so themselves. Everyone wants a better job and after all you could get sacked tomorrow.   If you’re angling for a pay-rise you should let…

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    How to avoid conversations with Management

    Conversations with Management are a mine field. You have to fake enthusiasm, excitement and interest. I prefer to avoid them entirely.   As I see my Manager approach, I pick up my phone and dial a random number. When he asks me something I mouth “big new customer” and start…