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How to get away with murder
*** THIS IS NOT ADVICE AND IS OUR COMEDY BLOG, NOTHING IN IT SHOULD EVER BE ACTED UPON *** I decided to murder the Managing Director and frame the Customer Service Supervisor for it. She constantly complains anyway so why not let her see out her final years in a…
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How to fake enthusiasm for the job you hate
*** This Article is not advice and is just for laughs *** Don’t appear over enthusiastic to be at work. I’ve never had this problem. I like to give off an air of indifference and contempt for my job and company. This makes my vaguely successful results all the more…
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How to tolerate the colleagues you hate
“Good morning”, I cheerfully greet my colleagues. One mumbles a response, the rest don’t bother. Most of these tedious drones don’t speak and the ones that do shouldn’t. The office is shrouded in a crushing, prolonged silence broken only by moans, rants and tuts from the Customer Service Supervisor.…
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How to write an appeal letter after being sacked from the job you hate
**Warning this is humour – Not advise** When sacked you have 30 days to write your appeal letter and 30 minutes before your email account is deleted. Launch your attack immediately. I refuted Managements claim that my influence was entirely responsible for the team’s failings in February. I was in…
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How to hide your incompetence from the Manager you hate
If I ever meet a more incompetent worker than myself I will be truly impressed. I am notorious for my incompetence, which once saw me guess an answer to a customer’s question, interrupt his follow up questions by bellowing “GOODBYE!” and hanging up. If you have also been blessed with…
