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Mini Countryman Review: The Perfect Family Car
I’ll be honest I may have fallen in love with a MINI a MINI Countryman to be exact. Let me start by saying I’ve never had the desire to own a MINI, I know a lot of people do but I’ve always felt that they may be too small for…
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Your Children may be Endangered
WARNING: Sensors detect oncoming rant. Approach with caution. Time and time again, I find myself questioning the actions of certain parents while conversely questioning whether or not I myself could, would or should be considered a good parent. Needless to say, it is not easy to raise a child and…
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The Haircut
An impending meeting about my feature film script prompted me to overcome my hatred for having my hair cut. I entered my regular hairdressers, sub-standard in quality but very cheap. I had grown out my last poor quality hair cut from the Polish hairdresser, who’s so dour she…
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How to get away with calamitous mistakes
**** Warning this is not advice and is purely for entertainment purposes only **** If you’re not making mistakes, you’re not learning. If that’s true I must be a genius. My former employer lent me a brand new car for the weekend to learn about. I didn’t learn a thing…
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The Complaint – Short Stories
***WARNING EXPLICIT CONTENT*** by Harry ter Haar “Excuse – scuse – excuse – No. No. Apparently I don’t exist. Excuse me? I’m sorry to –“ “Coming.” “Unbelievable… so you’re coming? Doesn’t look like it. Looks as though you’re doing anything besides coming to my table.” Ah,…
