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How to bump up your holiday allowance
** First day back after the long weekend? Its time to laugh with our comedy blog *** The worse your job the less holiday days you will receive. The legal minimum for full time workers is 28, which after bank holidays is more like 20. If your pay is…
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How to hide that you’re applying for other jobs
*** This is not advice and is purely for entertainment purposes only *** Managers frown on you looking for other jobs, although they’re probably doing so themselves. Everyone wants a better job and after all you could get sacked tomorrow. If you’re angling for a pay-rise you should let…
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How to defeat the office seating plan
After several days of myself and two colleagues singing to customers down the phone the moderator picked up on this. A seating plan was introduced and I was moved to the other side of the room. I set about overcoming this seating plan by still conversing with my wayward colleagues…
