• Arts

    Faulty Towers Review

    ONIN.London recently visited the Faulty Towers The Dining Experience. This internationally acclaimed show is one not to miss and now you won’t have to. Currently performing six shows a week at the Covent Garden 4-star Radisson Blu Edwardian Bloomsbury Street Hotel until the 16th of December 2018. The Faulty Towers…

  • Blog

    Arrrgggghhhh!

    I hadn’t planned on rogering her silly last night. But you should have seen her… legs up to her armpits and lips like Turkish Delights.   “What time is it?” I asked, when I woke up in her bed the next day.   “Ten past eight,” she muttered through her…

  • Arts

    High Society: Dalton Chapter 3

    Dalton was an Account Director, which meant he did very little, other than occasional schmoozing. Today he walked an important client along the smoggy Southbank and towards an expensive restaurant, where he planned to rack up as large a bill as possible. It was on the company after all. It…

  • Business

    How to break the silence in your office

    Whenever I’m in an uncomfortably silent environment I feel compelled to make lots of noise and behave very inappropriately. My office is completely silent…until I kick into action. I feed off My Manager’s disapproving expression as I become increasingly unruly. I asked a customer (Mr Williams) if he was any…