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How to close down the company you hate
I orchestrated an elaborate hoax to shut down the business for at least a day. I turned up early and a van marked “Toxic Waste Solutions” screeched past me. 3 men in nuclear boiler suits ran out, tipped luminous green paint on the floor and cordoned off the building. …
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How to Avoid Phonecalls in the job you hate
*** Warning this just for laughs *** Every day my Manager asks what new businesses will order and how many calls I’ll make. The truth of very few on both counts seems to displease him. I reluctantly agree to make 25 calls a day, although I don’t particularly…
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How to Manage a Hangover in the Job you Hate
*** This post should not be taken as advise, it is purely for entertainment purposes only *** I delight in mid-week drinking, gulping my beer happily and deciding whether I can get away with another sick day or not. As a stoic Northerner I usually turn up the…