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How to get away with fraudulent sick days
*** Warning this is NOT ADVICE only humour *** Fraudulent sick days are essential in any job you hate. Check the small print in your contract to find out how many paid sick days you get a year. I asked in my interview. It didn’t go down well. Throw a…
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How to get away with calamitous mistakes
**** Warning this is not advice and is purely for entertainment purposes only **** If you’re not making mistakes, you’re not learning. If that’s true I must be a genius. My former employer lent me a brand new car for the weekend to learn about. I didn’t learn a thing…
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How to let HR know you are not to be trifled with
*** This Article is Just For Laughs and should not be taken as advice in any form *** As a restless, volatile creative with no interest in my day-job I tend to clash with HR. They have documented all of my disciplinary, grievance and dismissal hearings. They exist solely to…
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How to tolerate the colleagues you hate
“Good morning”, I cheerfully greet my colleagues. One mumbles a response, the rest don’t bother. Most of these tedious drones don’t speak and the ones that do shouldn’t. The office is shrouded in a crushing, prolonged silence broken only by moans, rants and tuts from the Customer Service Supervisor.…
