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How to bump up your holiday allowance
** First day back after the long weekend? Its time to laugh with our comedy blog *** The worse your job the less holiday days you will receive. The legal minimum for full time workers is 28, which after bank holidays is more like 20. If your pay is…
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How to tunnel out of the office you hate
I’ve decided to tunnel out of this office. On my Manager’s lunch break I lift up their “principles of sales” poster and start chiselling away the paint and plaster with my biro. The scraping sounds are mainly drowned out by the sighs and tutts from decrepit Customer Service Supervisor. For…
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How to overcome boredom in the job you hate
*** This post is for Entertainment purposes only and should not in anyway be taken as advice *** My job is tedious. My colleagues are dull. The salary is minimal… I don’t like my job. After a disastrous cold call in which I deliberately antagonized a customer, I decided to…
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Being Neo at Victoria Station
I don’t know if anyone else has found this, but Victoria station has got to be the most irritating place to walk through when it’s vaguely crowded, and it’s pure hell when it’s rush hour. There are too many different areas of the station for people to walk to, from…
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How to survive January in the job you hate?
**** Warning this post is hilarious and just for laughs. DO NOT TAKE AS FACTUAL ADVICE **** January is a month-long hangover from hell, and paracetamol won’t help. Xmas and New Year celebrations have decimated the overdraft you said you wouldn’t use. You need a new job or a pay-rise.…