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Vol 4: Brumbridge seeks a new place to work out and finds Virgin Active!

Dennis Brumbridge expects the best and he has recently discovered Twitter. Each week we publish Dennis’ demands to real companies and their genuine responses.

 

Last week two things happened to me: I was unfairly kicked out of my gym and I acquired a dog  (Timmy).  The former incident upset me so much I refused to do sit-ups for five days. The latter inspired me to pull myself together and find a new place to work out. So I hit Twitter and hit it hard.

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Virgin’s response was quick as a tiger. Things were boding well for @RichardBranson‘s empire.

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Whilst I waited for her response I reread her last tweet. And I became gravely, gravely concerned…

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With my mind at ease I became chipper. This might explain why I jumped into the air and bellowed ‘yippee’. This, consequently, woke Timmy up who was snoozing on the other side of my kingsize bed.

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Despite disliking Leona’s tone I responded like a gentleman.

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She didn’t reply… good riddance @VirginActive, you won’t be taking MY cherry!

Next week, Dennis tries a new tactic to get his superhero film into production.

Follow Dennis on Twitter @BrumbridgeD