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How to plan a great day out
The sun is out, the weather’s warm, the birds are chirping and the sky’s blue. The days are longer and the evenings shorter. Hibernation is well and truly over, so forward planning is crucial for a quick getaway since no one knows when the heat wave will strike again. But…
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How to fake a witness statement
*** Remember this is not advice and only comedy *** In my previous role I faked heart attacks, enthusiasm and general contempt for my colleagues. How hard could a witness statement be? After all I knew the details as I’d committed the ghastly act. A lie mixed up in…
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Why Travelling on the Underground Can Save Your Life
When we venture out with the hope of travelling on the underground (also known ass the Tube), we expect a pleasant journey, but London is a hectic city and travelling on the Underground can sometimes feel unnerving. Planning your journey will not only save you time but can make life…
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Arrrgggghhhh!
I hadn’t planned on rogering her silly last night. But you should have seen her… legs up to her armpits and lips like Turkish Delights. “What time is it?” I asked, when I woke up in her bed the next day. “Ten past eight,” she muttered through her…
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The 14 Pros vs. Cons of Living in a London Warehouse District
The 14 Pros vs Cons of Living in a London Warehouse So you’ve moved to London Mr. Hotshot uni grad, but where the hell do you live? A flat in Putney? A house share in Brixton? Or do you look to London’s warehouse districts………. 1) Your space Pro: You…
