• Blog

    The 15 stages of Harry Potter Mania

    Harry Potter is not just a book, nor a film, it is a lifestyle. Any HP fanatic will know these feelings…. 1. On 11th birthday you eagerly anticipated your owl inviting you to attend Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry (and waited a whole year, they may have forgotten……….) 2.…

  • Arts

    High Society: Albert Part 4

    Quite how Albert found himself on stage, performing a percussion solo alongside a blues band was a mystery to him. He didn’t even know he could drum- but he wasn’t one to question things. A few hours earlier, Albert had accidentally helped Denny to escape the karmic justice that Joe…

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    Road House

    Last Saturday after a really fun day I was in such a good mood I decided I didn’t want to go home but wanted to go dancing instead. So I headed to Covent Garden on my own to Road House where I knew they would play cheesy music and where…

  • Business

    How to get put on gardening leave

    *** Not advice just something to make you laugh on a Monday *** Having resigned I decided I didn’t want to work my notice month. I sat with my arms crossed for the entire afternoon to give them an idea of my work ethic for the upcoming month.   “Imagine…

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    When An Awful Day Is Like……………Owning A Horse

    In light of spectacular number of falls at Badminton Horse Trials in Gloucestershire last weekend, we at ONIN thought we’d show you horse riding can be like those cruddy days that are wrong from the start.   You know those days.           The ones where everything is wrong from…