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How to fake a witness statement
*** Remember this is not advice and only comedy *** In my previous role I faked heart attacks, enthusiasm and general contempt for my colleagues. How hard could a witness statement be? After all I knew the details as I’d committed the ghastly act. A lie mixed up in…
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How to withstand the cross examination
*** The content within this post is for comedy value only! Sorry to all those looking for a legal loophole*** “I can only give you five minutes today, I’ve some minor errands to run”, I told the little devil cross-examining me. The judge, jury and spectators had become accustomed,…
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Hate Manager Returns
*** Warning if this does not get you through the Bank Holiday blues then nothing will. Comedy at its best*** Apologies for my prolonged absence. Since I may or may not have murdered my Manager and framed the Customer Service Supervisor I’ve been a busy bee. I was promoted…
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Arrrgggghhhh!
I hadn’t planned on rogering her silly last night. But you should have seen her… legs up to her armpits and lips like Turkish Delights. “What time is it?” I asked, when I woke up in her bed the next day. “Ten past eight,” she muttered through her…
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Red Nose Day: Big Tea
On Friday Leicester square played host to a major teapot all courtesy to a great Red Nose Day stunt inspired by mad hatters. The 8ft 4 tea pot was all courtesy of none other than dragons dens Theo Paphitis. Theo was joined by Matt Cardle, Lauren Goodger, Jake Wood, Helen…
