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How to defeat the office seating plan
After several days of myself and two colleagues singing to customers down the phone the moderator picked up on this. A seating plan was introduced and I was moved to the other side of the room. I set about overcoming this seating plan by still conversing with my wayward colleagues…
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How to hide your incompetence from the Manager you hate
If I ever meet a more incompetent worker than myself I will be truly impressed. I am notorious for my incompetence, which once saw me guess an answer to a customer’s question, interrupt his follow up questions by bellowing “GOODBYE!” and hanging up. If you have also been blessed with…
