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How to use your Manager’s jargon against him
Whilst working in sales I have been subjected to the worst examples of Management speak as they try to threaten and cajole me to make them more money. If you cut a Sales Manager he would emphatic adjectives and meaningless sound-bites. Sales Managers are the pimps of the office…
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Behind the Brand: Hoopermarket
We all saw Grace Jones doing her thing with a hula hoop last year whilst performing… Right? Well we have had the pleasure of speaking to a hula hoop genius! She is the one and only Marawa Amazing!! Yes she is as amazing as her name, with abs as “hard…
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Your Most Overlooked Source of Income
When a business asks the question. “How can I make more money, especially in this economic time?” You’ll be surprised that the best answer is: – not to discount, not to downsize, not to chase new customers. It is understanding the customers you have, understanding why they buy from you;…
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How to let HR know you are not to be trifled with
*** This Article is Just For Laughs and should not be taken as advice in any form *** As a restless, volatile creative with no interest in my day-job I tend to clash with HR. They have documented all of my disciplinary, grievance and dismissal hearings. They exist solely to…
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How to fake enthusiasm for the job you hate
*** This Article is not advice and is just for laughs *** Don’t appear over enthusiastic to be at work. I’ve never had this problem. I like to give off an air of indifference and contempt for my job and company. This makes my vaguely successful results all the more…