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How to survive the Christmas party
**** This is not advice and the information is purely for entertainment purposes only **** Office parties are a hilarious opportunity to wreak havoc amongst your usually reserved colleagues. At the Christmas party I got my former Manager so drunk that he threw a drink in a woman’s face and…
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Customer Loyalty
With the Retail industry in recovery, building customer loyalty has never been so important. With money still tight, building customer loyalty is the only proven way to compete with rivals without having to forfeit revenue. Loyalty to a business or brand results in customers willing to put up with a…
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How to nail an interview for a job you’ll hate
**** Warning this is purely for entertainment purposes only and should not be taken as advice **** Before every interview I spend hours thinking up the most offensive and bizarre interview answers. This doesn’t help my already slender chances success due to my nonchalance, air of superiority and penchant for…
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How to get away with fraudulent sick days
*** Warning this is NOT ADVICE only humour *** Fraudulent sick days are essential in any job you hate. Check the small print in your contract to find out how many paid sick days you get a year. I asked in my interview. It didn’t go down well. Throw a…
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How to get away with calamitous mistakes
**** Warning this is not advice and is purely for entertainment purposes only **** If you’re not making mistakes, you’re not learning. If that’s true I must be a genius. My former employer lent me a brand new car for the weekend to learn about. I didn’t learn a thing…