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How to interrogate your nemesis
My task today was to interrogate my grotty, rotter of a nemesis, the former Customer Service Supervisor. Our working relationship was always somewhat strained by my habit of throwing stationery at her, but now framing for murder I felt it had deteriorated further. I had looked forward to this duel…
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How to win round the jury
*Hate your job? Then laugh with this week’s Hate Manager* Hello juror number 4 with your beady little eyes. Why don’t you like me? You haven’t laughed at any of my witticisms, nor did you react when I faked tears. You also seem somewhat of a ringleader amongst the more…
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WHOSE LINE IS IT ANYWAY? THE LIVE SHOW
WHOSE LINE IS IT ANYWAY?…LIVE WORLD PREMIERE OF THE LIVE SHOW Saturday 20th June – Sunday 5th July 2015 The Adelphi Theatre All days at 7.30pm, matinees on Saturdays and Sundays at 3pm Tickets: From £65 / www.adelphitheatre.co.uk / www.ticketmaster.co.uk Legendary televised improv show Whose Line Is It Anyway? will make its official…
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How to fake a witness statement
*** Remember this is not advice and only comedy *** In my previous role I faked heart attacks, enthusiasm and general contempt for my colleagues. How hard could a witness statement be? After all I knew the details as I’d committed the ghastly act. A lie mixed up in…
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How to withstand the cross examination
*** The content within this post is for comedy value only! Sorry to all those looking for a legal loophole*** “I can only give you five minutes today, I’ve some minor errands to run”, I told the little devil cross-examining me. The judge, jury and spectators had become accustomed,…
