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Being Neo at Victoria Station
I don’t know if anyone else has found this, but Victoria station has got to be the most irritating place to walk through when it’s vaguely crowded, and it’s pure hell when it’s rush hour. There are too many different areas of the station for people to walk to, from…
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How to get away with fraudulent sick days
*** Warning this is NOT ADVICE only humour *** Fraudulent sick days are essential in any job you hate. Check the small print in your contract to find out how many paid sick days you get a year. I asked in my interview. It didn’t go down well. Throw a…
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Yoga in the Park (Warning text of explicit nature)
I was just doing a power yoga workout in the park. Towards the end of it I saw a young tubby Indian guy, about 24, dressed in a massive hoody and baggy shorts, walking up to me. “Man, you are hench!” He said in an east London accent. “sorry?” “You…