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How to pretend you like your Manager
My Manager revealed his car had been stolen. The thought of him waiting in the rain for a bus like the rest of us amused me. My smirk turned into a low chuckle. My laughter had revealed my true feelings, which I must keep hidden. I blamed my prescription…
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Bounce App: Changing the Minicab game forever
BOUNCE– A NEW MINICAB APP PUTTING CUSTOMERS IN CHARGE £10 CREDIT FOR ALL ON IN LONDON READERS! Bounce is a new minicab app which connects passengers directly to TfL licensed drivers, removing traditional minicab companies from the equation. You can book a Bounce in two taps, immediately summoning a minicab…
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How to close down the company you hate
I orchestrated an elaborate hoax to shut down the business for at least a day. I turned up early and a van marked “Toxic Waste Solutions” screeched past me. 3 men in nuclear boiler suits ran out, tipped luminous green paint on the floor and cordoned off the building. …
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How to pretend you believe your Manager’s lies
Managers are pathological liars. Most have been lying for so long they don’t even realise they’re lying. You mustn’t let them know you see through them… It’s just as well that I’m also a pathological liar. In my interview I lied about: 1. Planning to stay here for years. 2. …
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How to improve your personal impact in a professional setting
Maya Angelou famously stated, “People may not remember exactly what you did or what you said, but they will always remember how you made them feel”. Impressions are made within seconds, and it is very difficult to change how others feel about you once an impression has been made. Your…
