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How to Antagonise the entire company
*** This piece is for entertainment purposes ONLY and a good laugh*** One of our rivals recently went out of business and hundreds of people lost their jobs. My Managers were delighted. I decided to punish them for their lack of empathy. I extended this punishment to the entire company…
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How to exploit the recruitment agency who’s exploiting you
*** This Post is Just for fun, it should not be taken as advice*** After applying for a job you will be contacted by some vacuous recruitment consultant who you have to befriend and be interviewed by. All so you can be interviewed by the actual company you applied for.…
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How to overcome boredom in the job you hate
*** This post is for Entertainment purposes only and should not in anyway be taken as advice *** My job is tedious. My colleagues are dull. The salary is minimal… I don’t like my job. After a disastrous cold call in which I deliberately antagonized a customer, I decided to…
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How to Avoid Phonecalls in the job you hate
*** Warning this just for laughs *** Every day my Manager asks what new businesses will order and how many calls I’ll make. The truth of very few on both counts seems to displease him. I reluctantly agree to make 25 calls a day, although I don’t particularly…
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Getting Ahead Whilst Being Black
The marvellous, moving seminar ‘Getting Ahead Whilst being Black’ hosted by Professor Robert Livingston of Occupational Psychology at the University of Westminster highlighted the nature and causes of discrimination facing ethnic minorities in the workplace and society, and how these dynamics differ in the US and the UK. The answer…
