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How to nail an interview for a job you’ll hate

**** Warning this is purely for entertainment purposes only and should not be taken as advice **** Before every interview I spend hours thinking up the most offensive and bizarre interview answers. This doesn’t help More »

How to get away with fraudulent sick days

*** Warning this is NOT ADVICE only humour *** Fraudulent sick days are essential in any job you hate. Check the small print in your contract to find out how many paid sick days you More »

How to get away with calamitous mistakes

**** Warning this is not advice and is purely for entertainment purposes only **** If you’re not making mistakes, you’re not learning. If that’s true I must be a genius. My former employer lent me More »

How to use your Manager’s jargon against him

  Whilst working in sales I have been subjected to the worst examples of Management speak as they try to threaten and cajole me to make them more money. If you cut a Sales Manager More »

Behind the Brand: Hoopermarket

We all saw Grace Jones doing her thing with a hula hoop last year whilst performing… Right? Well we have had the pleasure of speaking to a hula hoop genius! She is the one and More »