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How to get away with fraudulent sick days
*** Warning this is NOT ADVICE only humour *** Fraudulent sick days are essential in any job you hate. Check the small print in your contract to find out how many paid sick days you get a year. I asked in my interview. It didn’t go down well. Throw a…
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How to get away with calamitous mistakes
**** Warning this is not advice and is purely for entertainment purposes only **** If you’re not making mistakes, you’re not learning. If that’s true I must be a genius. My former employer lent me a brand new car for the weekend to learn about. I didn’t learn a thing…
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How to use your Manager’s jargon against him
Whilst working in sales I have been subjected to the worst examples of Management speak as they try to threaten and cajole me to make them more money. If you cut a Sales Manager he would emphatic adjectives and meaningless sound-bites. Sales Managers are the pimps of the office…
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Behind the Brand: Hoopermarket
We all saw Grace Jones doing her thing with a hula hoop last year whilst performing… Right? Well we have had the pleasure of speaking to a hula hoop genius! She is the one and only Marawa Amazing!! Yes she is as amazing as her name, with abs as “hard…
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Your Most Overlooked Source of Income
When a business asks the question. “How can I make more money, especially in this economic time?” You’ll be surprised that the best answer is: – not to discount, not to downsize, not to chase new customers. It is understanding the customers you have, understanding why they buy from you;…
