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A day in the life of Carolyn Owlett
Carolyn Owlett has achieved what many people under thirty only dream of. She has been part of a girl band (The 411), dabbled in presenting (“Sexy girls have it easy”) & modelling, managed broadcast production for ITV and now has set up her own company CleanFeed Media alongside co-founders Adam…
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How to stop nosy colleagues looking at your screen
A nosy colleague who sits behind me desperately tries to see my screen so she can report me to Management. Every company has one of these joyless people and you mustn’t let them see your screen. This gradually decomposing spinster is desperate to catch me on Twitter or Facebook…
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How to Antagonise the entire company
*** This piece is for entertainment purposes ONLY and a good laugh*** One of our rivals recently went out of business and hundreds of people lost their jobs. My Managers were delighted. I decided to punish them for their lack of empathy. I extended this punishment to the entire company…
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How to exploit the recruitment agency who’s exploiting you
*** This Post is Just for fun, it should not be taken as advice*** After applying for a job you will be contacted by some vacuous recruitment consultant who you have to befriend and be interviewed by. All so you can be interviewed by the actual company you applied for.…
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How to overcome boredom in the job you hate
*** This post is for Entertainment purposes only and should not in anyway be taken as advice *** My job is tedious. My colleagues are dull. The salary is minimal… I don’t like my job. After a disastrous cold call in which I deliberately antagonized a customer, I decided to…
