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Doppleganger
The following may seem far-fetched, but I assure you it is all true I exited Northampton Train Station and quickly spotted my friend Alastair waiting in his car to pick me up. He had his new girlfriend next to him. I wondered whether she’d like me more than his last…
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How to look busy whilst doing nothing
** Our Monday comedy piece will get you over those Monday Blues… Remember this not advice, just purely entertainment*** I’ve taken to looking out of the window to try to ease my boredom. However, I only have a skip to look at, which intensifies my despair. I’ve started making lists,…
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The Pin at Soho Theatre
Comedy double act The Pin, comprising of Ben Ashenden and Alex Owen, are performing at Soho Theatre until Sat 22nd March. Their sell-out run at last year’s Edinburgh Fringe and “best show” win in 2013 London Sketch Fest gave me high hopes. Sketch shows are often hit and miss,…
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How to tunnel out of the office you hate
I’ve decided to tunnel out of this office. On my Manager’s lunch break I lift up their “principles of sales” poster and start chiselling away the paint and plaster with my biro. The scraping sounds are mainly drowned out by the sighs and tutts from decrepit Customer Service Supervisor. For…
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How to let HR know you are not to be trifled with
*** This Article is Just For Laughs and should not be taken as advice in any form *** As a restless, volatile creative with no interest in my day-job I tend to clash with HR. They have documented all of my disciplinary, grievance and dismissal hearings. They exist solely to…
