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How to win round the jury
*Hate your job? Then laugh with this week’s Hate Manager* Hello juror number 4 with your beady little eyes. Why don’t you like me? You haven’t laughed at any of my witticisms, nor did you react when I faked tears. You also seem somewhat of a ringleader amongst the more…
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How to man-manage your lawyer
My lawyer was testing my patience, what with her constant questions, picking holes in my delightfully fabricated story and chastising me for my courtroom quips. In short she was too competent and was spoiling my fun. If I wasn’t careful this trial would be resolved too quickly and I would…
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Creative London: Petit Miracles
London “Creatives” are everywhere you look, in the smallest shop in the biggest building. Everywhere you turn are amazing people following their passion and dreams! Our new “Creative London” features will be celebrating some amazing Londoners and their businesses. Our first stop is Petit Miracles. The Petit Miracles Hub, is…
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How to fake a witness statement
*** Remember this is not advice and only comedy *** In my previous role I faked heart attacks, enthusiasm and general contempt for my colleagues. How hard could a witness statement be? After all I knew the details as I’d committed the ghastly act. A lie mixed up in…
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How to withstand the cross examination
*** The content within this post is for comedy value only! Sorry to all those looking for a legal loophole*** “I can only give you five minutes today, I’ve some minor errands to run”, I told the little devil cross-examining me. The judge, jury and spectators had become accustomed,…