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How to defeat the office seating plan
After several days of myself and two colleagues singing to customers down the phone the moderator picked up on this. A seating plan was introduced and I was moved to the other side of the room. I set about overcoming this seating plan by still conversing with my wayward colleagues…
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How to Manage a Hangover in the Job you Hate
*** This post should not be taken as advise, it is purely for entertainment purposes only *** I delight in mid-week drinking, gulping my beer happily and deciding whether I can get away with another sick day or not. As a stoic Northerner I usually turn up the…
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Why you shouldn’t get promoted from the job you hate
*** Warning this is just for jokes! This is not to be taken as advice in any way*** The only time I’ve been promoted was from a job that didn’t exist that I invented to get an actual job. I shouldn’t have bothered. I was quickly sacked for my disruptive…
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How to survive January in the job you hate?
**** Warning this post is hilarious and just for laughs. DO NOT TAKE AS FACTUAL ADVICE **** January is a month-long hangover from hell, and paracetamol won’t help. Xmas and New Year celebrations have decimated the overdraft you said you wouldn’t use. You need a new job or a pay-rise.…
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Behind the Brand: Daniel and Lade
A great suit can speak a thousand words. What better way to start the New Year but with an interview with one of the newest bespoke suit tailors for men. We find out how the business started and where you can pick up one of the best suits made without…